Non-Realistic Dildos
Non-realistic dildos don't look like a real penis. These non phallic dildos offer an exciting alternative to the classic dildo. Maybe you don't get turned on by the sight of a throbbing member. Or maybe you fancy something a little more adventurous. This range has everything from fun and funky dildos, to elegant and sophisticated. With so many styles, shapes and sizes, your new favourite dildo is sure to be right here waiting to be discovered. Choose from wooden dildos, glass dildos and even alien dildos.
What is a Non Realistic Dildo?
When it comes to dildos they all look like erect penises…. yes? Not necessarily and that’s because, let’s face it, there’s plenty of us that don’t go weak at the knees when it comes to mother nature’s handy work. In fact to some of us, the sight of a penis may see us running for the door. And if that is the case for you then let us introduce you to non-realistic dildos!
A non-realistic dildo is a penetrative sex toy but unlike a realistic dildo, they bear no resemblance to a penis. Non-realistic dildos work in exactly the same way as other dildos. But, they have a few additional tricks up their sleeves that can set them apart from other phallic shaped toys.
Why Choose a Non Realistic Dildo?
There’s a whole bunch of reasons to choose a non-realistic dildo and no doubt some of you will have you own special reasons. But, here’s an overview of what makes this group of arousing adult toys so awesome.
Realistic Doesn’t Turn Me On
The entire point of sex toys is to get us totally turned on and hot under the collar. So if you don’t get turned on by a penis then a non-phallic dildo is going to give you all the fun of a dildo without giving you the willies. Because these dildos don’t need to represent a dong, they are not limited to the colour or style of their more conventional friends. And as they don’t need to feel like a penis, they are made from lots of different materials providing a wider choice of tempting textures and materials.
Fantasy Play
Non-phallic dildos allow us to indulge our more unusual fantasies. If your desires involve mystical or mythical lands, fantasy dildos provide the perfect platform to play out those lustful wants. With a little imagination, these dildos can be a robot, a dragon, an alien or even a giant octopus!
Something New
Perhaps your sex toy collection is running short of new ideas? Sometime just trying something new or different can elevate both your masturbation and your couples play providing an injection of fun.
Then there are those of us that prefer pretty looking toys. Non- realistic dildos are often artistic, brightly coloured and highly decorative. These beautiful toys provide something that is not only wonderful to use but are visually stunning too.
Social Media
If you like to share your amorous adventures on social platforms then non-phallic toys tend to be far more acceptable than their lifelike counterparts.
Temperature Play
Keen to turn up the passion in the bedroom? Maybe we can tempt you to try temperature play. New dimensions added to your boudoir repertoire will help to keep your sex life fresh and exciting.
You can use a glass dildo hot or cold and either way is going to pack a punch of pleasure. A cold dildo will cause muscles to contract giving a very intense experience. Whilst a hot dildo makes the blood vessels dilate. In turn this increases the blood flow into the vagina or anus heightening stimulation.
To cool down a dildo pop it in the fridge or into a bowl of ice cold water. To heat up a dildo drop it into a bowl of hot water. Simple but oh so sexy….
Eco-Friendly Sex
We’ve invested in our reusable coffee cups. And we’ve mastered the art of remembering a bag for life when we hit the shops. (Well, most of the time). Our sex lives are no different. A couple of substitutions here and there and bingo; guilt free passion awaits.
When you opt for a wooden, metal or even glass dildo, you are defo earning eco warrior points. Not only are these materials sustainable, they last a lifetime. And when the time comes to dispose, these materials are 100% recyclable. Choosing sex toys made from these materials will go a long way to making your sex life carbon neutral. Meaning you can heat up your passion without heating up the planet.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the difference between a non realistic dildo and a realistic dildo?
The main difference between a non-realistic dildo and a realistic dildo is the appearance. Whilst they are both superstars when it comes to penetrative pleasure they are visually and texturally very different. In a nutshell a realistic dildo will look and feels like a real penis. Whilst a non-realistic dildo will look more abstract and colourful. Non-realistic dildos may also be made of wood, glass or metal.
How do I clean my dildo?
It is always a good idea to clean your dildo before and after play.
Almost all sex toys can be cleaned very simply by following these few steps:
- Rinse the dildo under a running tap
- Just like washing your hands, be sure to scrub for at least 20 seconds.
- Rinse using warm running water.
- Leave then to air dry on a clean towel or paper towel.
What lube should I use with my dildo?
When it comes to lube consider what you are going to be using your dildo for. If you plan on anal adventures then you are best grabbing an anal lube.
For everything else then a good water-based lube is just the ticket. Water based lube can be used on every type of material including silicone.
If you want to use a silicone lube (and who wouldn’t; they are thick and luxurious) just avoid any toys made from silicone, as over time this will cause the material to breakdown and tear.
How many people use dildos?
Dildos are the second best selling sex toy, just behind vibrators. They have been adorning our bedrooms for over 30,000 years.
It’s estimated that approx. 30% of people living in the UK own a delicious dildo. So if you have any doubts about how marvellous these toys are, stop and consider that you are amongst plenty of others that enjoy the thrill of penetrative play.
Bestselling Non-Realistic Dildos
Non-Realistic Anal Dildos
A non-realistic anal dildo is a dildo designed for anal stimulation that doesn’t resemble an actual human penis. Typically these dildos won’t have any anatomical features of a penis such as raised veins, skin like tones and bulbous heads. These dildos don’t need to confirm to the boundaries of realism. And therefore they come in a much wider range of colours, textures and materials.
A non-realistic anal dildo will however have similarities to other anal dildos. An anal dildo should feature a flared base for preventing unwanted travel. It will usually be slimmer that other dildos. And some may feature a curved shaft for targeting the P Spot more easily.
Non-Realistic Strap Ons
There are strap on dildos that look like a penis and then there are those that don’t. Meet the non-realistic strap on dildo. Non-realistic strap on dildos are made to look like anything other than a willy. But they still perform the same penetrative duties as an everyday strap on dildo. These dildos will still slip into a harness and pleasure your partner. They will just look a little funkier.
People who don’t find penises arousing may prefer a non-realistic strap-on dildos. Or they can be popular with those that enjoy roleplay. Alien dildos, fantasy dildos and unicorn dildos are all big sellers for those with a desire for the more unusual.
Non-Phallic Dildos
Non-phallic dildos set themselves apart from other dildos. These dildos have no need to mimic the feel and look of a penis and therefor boast imaginative designs and innovative features. Transitioning away from the everyday and the traditional, these dildos prioritise creativity and versatility. The shaft of a non-phallic dildo is likely to feature ridges, curves, or beads, as they aim to heighten the overall experience.
Non-phallic dildos are often popular with those not interested in, or are even uncomfortable with realistic representation of a penis. They can also be popular amongst those looking for novel experiences or simply something new.
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